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Old 04-21-2020, 12:39 AM   #1081
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Originally Posted by humfrz View Post
It's pretty simple. Place the sausage in a Styrofoam box with some dry ice.

Ship to:

humfrz
C/O The Chief
The Puyallup Reservation
USA

IMPORTANT: Post this on the outside of the package.

"DO NOT OPEN - send smoke signal to the white eyes humfrz when this arrives."

When it arrives, I will go down the hill to the reservation, ask for a pail of water and stand downwind of the Chief in a circle drawn in the sand. Why downwind and in a circle? They were fooled by the white eyes disease before and they knew it was here again because the white eyes were wearing muzzles to ward off the evil spirits.

The tribal elders will collect around as I open the box and put the remaining dry ice in the pail of water. They will then see the ground hugging evil spirits and the power that white eyed humfrz has. They will then fire up a peace pipe full of their special blend and we will party - 6 feet apart.

THE END
this covid thing is getting serious! humfrz is out of old stories and is starting to invent stories!
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