[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Captain's log, stardate 12.

It has been 12 twelve days of isolation in Corona Sector 5. We have been asked not to make contact with the other beings in the sector, maintaining at least a 6 parsec distance.

Most of the crew is handling it well, however, both the divorce and pregnancy rates have increased drastically on board. Most are catching up on hobbies, and binge watching 20th century westerns.

We do have many sick on board. We could sure use more tricorders. The one Bones has is being passed around more than an Orian slave girl.

We are also experiencing a shortage of toilet paper and have resorted to coffee filters and Klingon Talons. Don't ask me how that works. Paper items seem to be the only items the replicator cannot replicate since Spock was bored and took it apart.

To be continued....

I very much enjoy your captain and caption.