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Originally Posted by Sapphireho
I could use some Purell.
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I'm afraid you're gonna hafta make your own.
Citrus smelling Purell recipe
In a pitcher, pour in 1 quart of Vodka
Add 1 can of frozen orange juice
Mix well
Pour 4 ounces over your hands, rub well
Fill a 8 ounce glass from the pitcher, ice cubes optional
Slowly drink over a 30 minute period of time
Repeat as desired.
Which reminds me of a back-in-the-day story.
Before date rape drugs, this is what we did at hot summer day parties.
Ingredients:
1 lemon
vodka
ice
In a mortar and pestle, grind up the peel of one lemon
Shave enough ice to fill a large glass
Mix lemon peel and ice and tightly pack the mixture into the glass
Fill glass with vodka
Give it to your date and tell her it's lemon aid
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