03-23-2020, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by humfrz
Well, you could double distill the scotch and make hand sanitizer out of it, then when people smell liquor on you, you can say it's the homemade hand sanitizer - 
Reminds me of the old story about the sales manager telling his salesmen to drink ONLY whisky, rather that vodka. When one of the salesmen asked why, the sales manager replied "because I want our customers to think you're drunk, not stupid"
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At the liqour store they had hand sanitizer that was everclear and aloe vera 
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