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Originally Posted by humfrz
Well, you DO know that you don't have to go to a gym to get exercise - 
Just drive over and mention to one of those alfalfa farmers that surround your place, that you need some exercise - I'm sure he could find something for you to do - 
humfrz |
Hallmark has a few movies on it. Single guy drives through farmland while unhappy with his lot in life getting paid millions as a hand model. His car [spins wheel--breaks/crashes/doesn't start] at the very edge of a farmers field.
Farmer just happens to be making a perimeter fence check, picks up this random guy, and takes him home like a lost puppy. Random guy falls in love with farmers daughter while [spins wheel--milking cows/mending fence/getting farm supplies] and they live happily until she gets pregnant with the local drunks baby. And then cut to commercial.