LOL. My 87 Sammy is a beast. It goes anywhere I'm brave enough to take it. One advantage real 4WD has is that the axles run slightly different ratios. Effectively the vehicle is pulled apart when in 4 wheel. Smooths out the rough stuff.
As it is extremely short, light, and has massive tires, for its size, at low pressure it seldom actually needs 4 wheel. We had pretty god snow last winter and it never saw 4 wheel, for snow, at all.