[Mr.ac]

Dam bro! What kind of face do you have?
Does it say "chump" on your forehead or something? Do salespeople's eyes sparkle when ever you walk in?

Dude. You do know that you can do most of that on the street? A simple YouTube-ing can guide you through it.

Oil change, dude come on now. Your grandmother can do that with a beer in one hand.

Also any local mechanic can do all that cheap.
The only thing I would take it in for is the tranny flush. You can do it your self but it's a pain.