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Old 12-10-2018, 01:54 AM   #34
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Originally Posted by humfrz View Post
HOT DANG!


That is exactly what ol humfrz needs.

* 306 HP; 295 ft lbs torque

* 4 doors, to be able to load and unload the granddaughters quicker

* a handy hatch design for there backpacks

* no more being last out the school parking lot

* no more embarrassing comments from my granddaughters "pa-pa, Mary's mom, in her mini-van, got ahead of us - again"

RED, YES! Will that impress the old gals up at Walmart … or what -

No more worrying about weak valve springs, bad TOB, dangerous torque dip, annoying crickets, grinding gears and lack of power.

OK, now, how much will you give me on trading in my FR-S? - it's cherry!





humfrz
You'll need plastic covers and floor mats to counter car sickness induced through the driving style that you'll need to adopt. We can all chip in to get a Burberry baseball cap (special type with the peak stitched to the back)..
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