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Originally Posted by Clipdat
@ humfrz I've been eating the fruits yesterday and today and have had zero GI issues. |
OK, maybe you dodged the parasites this time - maybe?
The Internet doctor says this:
"Toxoplasma is the parasite seen most often in cases of food poisoning. It’s typically found in cat litter boxes. Parasites can live in your digestive tract undetected for years. However, people with weakened immune systems and pregnant women risk serious side effects if parasites take up residence in their intestines".
Now, you may not have a cat, but the pet stores next to the grocery stores use the same dumpster.
Although you cannot become pregnant, if you are sexually active and you and your partner share a butt plug, you may wish to take precautions.
So, tomorrow is your first day on the new job. Piece of advice. DO NOT hit on ANY of the women at your new work place till you find out who is married to who.
Which reminds me of a back-in-day, in a small town in CT story. I had a toothache and was new to the area so I just picked a dentist out of the yellow pages.
The receptionist was a looker so I proceeded to do some pretty heavy flirting with her while waiting in this small office.
As the dentist was commencing to drill on me, I mentioned how sexy and friendly his receptionist was.
He then told me that was his WIFE -
As he bore down with the drill, the old kind that was belt driven rotated slowly, I felt much pain, but he just kept drilling with an angry grin on his face.
Needless to say, I never went back there.
humfrz