[MuseChaser]

OK... gathering ingredients to make a few cheesecakes for an upcoming gathering. Making shopping list. Need vanilla wafers for one of the crusts. Wife pulls out unopened box from cupboard, but suggests maybe we should get new box. I inquire, "why?" She says, "It's dated 2012." Yeah, but they're sealed in a plastic back inside a glued shut unopened box. To prove I'm right, I open the box, grab a wafer, pop it in my mouth eagerly, chew vigorously, and....

...am rewarded with something that tastes like a cross between mildewed cardboard and fermented rancid pickles with sort of a back flavor of vomit off in the distance.



I still feel sick. I guess there's a limit as to what chemicals, preservatives, and hermetically sealed packaging can accomplish. Ewwwwww.