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Toyota Raccoon Destroyer.
While driving at the coast one day on a twisty two-lane I crested a hill with a blind turn and there was a seagull in my lane pecking at road kill. I couldn't swerve with oncoming traffic and it was too late to brake so began the de-feathering process.
The bird thumped against the floor all the way back. The mirrors showed a cloud of white feathers like someone opened a goose down pillow and shook it out. In the middle of all that there was a naked seagull stumbling around for a moment until the next car finished him off.
I felt bad until remembering the time a seagull dropped a big one on another of my cars. It was so nasty that it ate through the clearcoat so figured it was karma.
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