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Originally Posted by echo419
keeps me from strangling people in the office for talking to me in the morning. 
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Now, THAT brings to mind a back-in-the- 7th grade story.
It was a hot afternoon in Mrs Detwiler's English class. The class was seated in rows of seats and the "hoods" always were seated at the back of the class.
Billy Joe, who was a hood, and seated at the back of the room, wore a pair of jeans and a short sleeved shirt with the shirt tail not tucked in.
Now Billy Joe, who was quite well endowed and liked to show it off, was "standing tall" and would lift his shirt from time to time to make the girls giggle.
Well, Mrs Detwiler had had enough of the commotion and briskly walked to the back of the room, yanked Billy Joe's shirt tail up while asking "what do you have under there"?
Needless to say, the principal had to come in and take over the class while Mrs Detwiler took the rest of the day off to compose herself.
THE END
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