Yes, women liking cars.....
Of my wives, girlfriends, lovers, mistresses and female friends, I never knew one that was interested in cars (other than riding in them) ......
No, I take that back, there was one. She was a lady friend that lived a few houses down the street when I lived in San Jose.
One hot
and humid July day, I was walking down our street, when I glanced into her garage and she was ducking in front of her car, which had the hood up. I thought she was having car trouble so I walked into her garage. She was "dressed" only a nightgown that had
lard all over it. I said, Liz, are you OK..??
She said that her husband was out of town and she was changing the oil and filter on her car
and could I assist. She went on to explain that
we could do it when he was out of town because he didn't approve of her working on
neighbors.
She went on to explain that she was wearing the nightgown because she could roll it up and stash it in the garage so her husband wouldn't see the oil all over it.
She slipped the nightgown off and moved towards me. I then ask
ed her if she needed help, she said
"Yes please", that her
mother had a
stripper shop back where she was born and raised, and she learned
to strip from
her and that she just enjoyed it.
THE END
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