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Old 03-25-2018, 06:29 PM   #993
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Originally Posted by Sapphireho View Post
Oh yea, and I bring in my own fresh eggs.
Now, THAT reminds me of the time I spent the night in Visalia and ate at a restaurant where I ordered a large T- bone steak. Yes, it was good ...... must have been imported from the MW.

I could only manage to eat the soft side of it, so I took the rest in a doggy bag in case I got hungry later that night. Come morning, I headed south towards Tulare, with my piece of steak in tow.

I stopped at a little coffee shop on the out shirts of town. I sat at the counter and ask the waitress that I would pay full price for bacon and eggs if she would warm up my steak in lieu of the bacon. She agreed.

This big ol cowboy pulled up in the stool next to me about the time the waitress brought my steak and eggs. The cowboy told the waitress that he wanted the same thing. She explained that they didn't have steak and eggs on the menu.

He pitched a bitch. The owner came out ...... they got into it ...... I just moved on down the counter and finished my steak and eggs.

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