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Originally Posted by ScoobsMcGee
I received a phone call from a random Florida number this morning that I let go to voicemail. The recorded voice in the message said that there were serious charges pending against me and if I don't call them back to discuss the case, they'll call the "local cops." Not local law enforcement, not authorities, local cops.
Reference: https://kemprugegreen.com/new-florida-phone-scam/
I'm very tempted to withhold my number but call them back and have fun with it.
"What charges are these? Oh, whew, just that. I thought you found out about the murder and drug trafficking. Don't even get me started on the extortion! Not enough hours in the day." |
Start monologue-ing about that time that scammer called you, how easy it was to track down the location (using technobabble), and how much you enjoyed breaking digits, one-by-one.