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Originally Posted by Tcoat
I would have to hire a full time data collector!
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minimum required skills:
- under 30
- M.S. in fart tracking
- measurements meeting the criteria
- must have modeled for playboy
- 3-5 years experience in general fart practice
- known languages such as: dad fart, silent butt deadly, loud rippers, gentle puff, diarrhea thunder, stealth shit, deflating balloon, hot n stinky as well as others to be learned on the job.
- proficient in the NeverTrust-A-Fart OS
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