If anyone sees an old 90s or early 2000s green minivan with a dented rear bumper running MD 'save our stupid bay' plates (really wish I had a dash cam to call the fcker out personally) I would consider it a personal favor if you were to make their life a living hell for as long as possible.
Douchebag decided that going 50 in the left lane in a 65 made it too easy to just go around him/her, so they cleverly kept speed with the poor fellow who wound up next to them. Whether that was 40 or 75. And of course you have the other sort of dbag go nuts trying to "beat the crowd" by flying up the right lane and attempting to cut in, which doesn't actually work because all they are doing is getting stuck behind our original dbag and his unwary friend for the next 10 miles until he has to find a new one, then repeat. And of course I'm the asshat that is inconveniently located in the spot in line they deserve so they flip me off when they try pulling over only to find that I'm there when I honk the horn.
People make me angry. \rant
PS. Did not crash.