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Old 12-09-2017, 06:16 PM   #20
TachyonBomb
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Step 1: Acquire a box
Step 2: Cut a hole in the box
Step 3: Put your junk in that box
Step 4: Close up the box
Step 5: Wrap up the box
Step 6: Give the dealership that box
Step 7: Throw your hands up
Step 8: Have them open the box
Step 9: Stare into their eyes
Step 10: Trade in your car in 2 months for a 2018 TS or 40th anneversiary
Step 11: Pat yourself on the back for figuring out a proactive & mature real world solution to your problem which literally requires the least amount of effort and time wasted on your part.

- Just one dealer visit
- Just one dealer conversation
- You take the smallest hit on your car since time lapsed of ownership and car wear will be at their minimum

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