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Originally Posted by Tcoat
Ok, so my wife is watching this movie called Santa Baby. The plot is that Santa's daughter has come to the north pole to increase productivity or something along those lines.
Now I am having an issue wrapping my head around something.
Santa and Mrs Claus appear to be in their mid 60s.
It is said they are actually 800 years old.
Their daughter Merry looks to be about 30.
She meets up with her old prom date who also appears to be about 30.
So...
Did they have Merry when they were 770 years old?
Did they still look the way they do now when she was born?
Have Santa and Mrs Claus watched several hundred of their children grow up and die of old age over the centuries?
Is Merry actually an only child that is really several hundred years old?
If so how did she look when she went to prom with her boyfriend?
If she ages like her parents and she marries him will she watch him grow old and die?
Would any kids they have live normal life spans, live for hundreds of years or something in between?
I need answers damnit!
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You're right, the math doesn't add up.
I'm still trying to figure out how a reindeer was born with a red Christmas tree light as a nose.