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Old 09-11-2017, 06:00 PM   #51
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Originally Posted by humfrz View Post
....... snap out of it old man!

Got out of that cramped, rough riding, underpowered wanna be car of yours.

Give Ford another look ....... they have the perfect vehicle for you.

* auto, powered, heated everything, great for aching bones

* great rear visibility, so you won't be backing into things anymore

* lots of room for ALL the grandkids ...... many seats, many windows

* large, soft seats, for your bony, sagging ass

* automatic off switch for the turn signals

* ample room for your walker

* expansion possibilities for your future wheelchair

* easy entry and exit, so you don't look like a fool anymore when you fall out of your car



be a old man


humfrz
Just thought I'd show you what vehicle I drive a couple of times a week. A big V-10 Ford E-series 21 passenger van. Yes, it's a Ford, and yes, I hate it. It rattles like crazy, and burns a quart of oil every 500 miles or so...and since I ferry seniors around, I see that it's a picture of my future.....
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