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Originally Posted by Derek J
Douche  |
........ who you callen a douche !
Speaking of route 49 in CA, and douche, reminds me of one hot, loud night in August in Jackson, CA.
Me and my two buddies entered a off road rally in them thar hills. We went over the night before and stayed in the old hotel in Jackson.
It was hot, no A/C and a old time saloon downstairs, full of drunken cowboys.
Welp, my two friends got stoned and I drank the biggest part of a quart of whisky ...... warm, no mix, no ice.
At 0500 the next morning, I staggered down the hall to the only bathroom and was standing in the shower, with green slime on the floor of it, when I sensed the presence of another person in the room.
So, I opened the plastic shower curtain and there sat this very rough looking woman on the toilet ....... douching ....... she looked up and ask me if I was interested ....
THE END
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