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"Hey guys, I don't actually have a car yet, but I'm almost halfway considering buying one. With a salvage title, because it's going to be awesome and that's all I can afford. Since everyone knows the entire car is disappointing, is it possible to change literally every single thing about the car? Are there any shops in my area that will perform illegal work for me? Since I don't care about breaking various state and federal laws, they should be fine with it, right?"
Some time later...
"You guys are all assholes and clearly don't understand my passion for this car I don't have."
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