7 things to hate about the 2017 BRZ:
1. That I (you) don't have one.
2. It's new car smell. (smells too new)
3. No scratches or dents; so you have those to look forward to.
4. Payments. (My 2013 is paid off)
5. Improvements. You just wanted it to stay like the 2013, but bought a 2017 anyway.
6. The fact that people say the 2017 "should" have a turbo by now.
7. Threads about how you hate your brand new car.