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You poor people, I have been misunderstanding you lot for decades now. I always thought spending hours washing cars was a waste of money and time, turns out I just lived in car care nirvana. I didn't need to touch my car and it was always clean, because there was nothing to actually make it dirty.

Well I've moved, and holy crap my car can't stay clean. It doesn't help that I have to park it under a gigantic tree of some sort that spits crap on it all the time. I finally understand what waxing is meant to do. It is to the point I might actually try and figure out what car soap to buy and all that other stuff. I never thought I would ever get to this point. It wasn't even this bad when I lived in central florida, but it seems NC is just dirty. I don't want to do this but it beats spending $40 every few weeks paying someone to clean it for me.