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washed the car.

We have an Australian slang term "a shower of shit" e.g. as in your car may go like one.
Well yesterday I put new meaning to the expression as I was driving at 100kmph behind a cattle truck and a green substance began running out the back of it. Before I realised what was happening it was all over the windscreen and paint. Luckily there was a car wash nearby so I washed it off before stomach acids or whatever ripped into the paint. I have anti-bug mesh over the grille so the radiator escaped but an organic fragrance permeated the cabin.

This is NOT a load of bull. It really happened!!