Yuh, curbanoia is a issue with me as well. I was at the drive thru ATM last month and the insert card was so F'n high I had to reverse and move a lil closer. Plus I'm short asian & I have a shoulder issue at the moment so F'meh! Holding my car door and reaching to use ATM was a nightmare. LOL! Whoever viewed that bank video had a ROTFLMFAO moment if you get my drift.
I had a parking curb moment so I'm sure I got scrapes under front end. Lil curb rash on one rear tire cause I was in a rush. So yuh you're not alone in curbanoia, it's alive and well in most of us with a 86!