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Originally Posted by Braces
Sell your car and get a big ole cowboy truck. F350 with 10 inches of lift and big tires. Put a rifle on your gun rack. Fly a Murica flag on a long pole on the back of your truck.
Sure, everyone will think you have a small johnson, but nobody is going to hit your truck.
There. Solved your problem.
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+1.
Also change your name to "Johnson" and gain 100 pounds so people will refer to you as "Big Johnson" in order to get around the "small johnson" conundrum.