[Dake]

This won't be a popular response, and it does suck to get damage; I wouldn't wish it on anyone, BUT (you knew that was coming right?) you aren't exactly making a good argument when you say, "Ha ha, I was three inches away from being illegal so joke's on him!"

Make no mistake, it shouldn't matter if you are parked sideways across two lanes of traffic, he shouldn't have run into you. Likewise, even if you were too far out he's still at fault since he was moving and you were parked. But if you were parked a little better you might not have had to even deal with it.

I hope it can be fixed cleanly for you.