Jeez, you guys are really kind. I'll try to be less hard on myself, but I think it's part of what helps me to learn not to be stupid again. I look forward to meeting you guys in person. Just please don't punch me.
The insurance adjuster looked at the car today and had no idea what to do since the car is so new. I'm waiting on the body shop to give my insurance company an estimate, and was told that should be done come Monday. I really hope it isn't totaled. Even though I only had the car for five days, I formed quite an attachment to it. I haven't driven a car that gave me that direct-connected feeling since acquiring the CRX. To me, it's the closest I'm gonna get to a true "driver's car" from a modern day car. Toyota and Subaru have really created something amazing.