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Old 03-10-2016, 02:15 PM   #43
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Story 1
Car show.
Hood open.
Scion, Toyota and Subaru written everywhere.


Twentyish year old dude with 3 buddies:
Dude 1 - "AHHHHH bro check it out. The 2015 Porsche Scorpion, I read all about these. Only 200 made. AWD, twin turb0 with 600HP. Look at that fuckin' engine SWEEEEEEEET"
Dude 2 - "Ummmm it says "Scion" on the badge.
Dude 1 - "Yaaaa bro Scion is German for Scorpion. These things are rare dude."
Dude 3 - "Why does it say Toyota and Subaru on the engine?"
Dude 1 - To fool the cops and get around the laws. Can't bring these things over here you know"


Me leaning against the wall listening and laughing so hard I am crying. Didn't have the heart to correct him since he was the most excited guy I had ever seen at a car show.


Story 2
Take car to show my son.
Son is NOT a car guy and could not possibly care less about them.
He walk up takes one look at the car turns to me and says:
"Why does it have swastikas on the front fender?"
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