I pulled up to a clients office, parked right out front. Started working on a network issue when a lady walked in and in a very enthusiastic voice said "who's sassy little car is that?"
My reaction was a slow, simultaneous left hand face palm and sheepishly raised right hand. There was a guy in the office that spoke up and told her that I probably didn't want my car being referred to as "sassy".
I have never felt so emasculated in my life, although I'm sure she meant it as a compliment....