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Originally Posted by DAEMANO

This man is a scholar of schlap.

Kids these days don't know the pains we had to go through.

Literally.

I mean. We had no lotion, no moist towelettes, no the Fappening, no KPop Idols, no Denise Milani not... even... Brazzers. Imagine a life like that. Nuthin! Just caves, paint made of cobalt and ash, roughly hewn figurines of Venus, and cactus pads to clean up with.

F*ck this... I'm going back to watch another episode of Have Gun Will Travel, better yet Donna Reed... Shelly Fabares is a fox.

Dude! Nobody ever told you about mastodon grease? They went extinct for a reason you know.