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Old 03-04-2016, 09:21 PM   #1182
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Originally Posted by dvasqu01 View Post
You what's crazy I saw a documentary about how in the U.K. Sexually transmitted diseases are everywhere lol had me thinking


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There is an entire genre of jokes called "Essex girls" there, about bimbos from Essex county, just northeast of London. Here are two typical ones:

What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex? Bus shelter.

What do you find if you look behind an Essex girl's ears? Her feet.

And of course, this:

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