^i.e. No CD player. Disable the ABS. Airbags? Chuck those. Goddamnit! Are you using direct injection?! Get a carburetor on that thing ASAP!
Sweet gravy train riding baby Jesus, is that a turn key ignition? You get your lazy ass out of the car, jam that crank handle onto the crankshaft, and spin that mother til you hear a boom!
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"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936