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Dad :Wow! Good looking car, son. What is it?
Me: It's a, ah.... Scion... sorta
Dad :Really? huh. So is it fast?
Me: Dunno. The shift light is set to 4K until it hits a thousand miles.
Dad: Big V6, I guess?
Me: Actually it's a flat four.
Dad: Like a Porsche?
Me: More like a Subaru.
Dad: Like the lesbians drive?
Me: OK, like a Porsche...
Dad: Atta' Boy. Mind if I drive it?
Me: ......I mean, I guess......
Dad: Great!. Be right back.
Dad (looking down at seat): Wow, how do you , ah, this thing is awful low.....maybe later.
Me: Yeah, right, anytime. See you for dinner Sunday.
Dad: So, when are you going to bring back my chainsaw?
Me: Oh, wow, would you look at the time...
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