[pyro530]

I got a pretty crazy one yesterday when I went to the store for some ice cream. I SWEAR I'm telling the truth on this one.
After I came out this older women comes running up to me as I get in the car.

I'm paraphrasing here;
Woman:
"Some guy in a green mini van followed you into the parking lot, as soon as he went inside he started taking pictures of the car."
Me:
"Oh Really"
Her:
"Yeah, do you think you might have a stalker? He was acting really weird, he got really low and was taking pictures"
Me:
"Yeah I'm sure it is fine, they are probably just checking out the car"
Her:
"Are you sure, I wrote down their licence plates just in case?"
Shows me the napkin with the licence plate number
M
"LOL, I'm sure, its been happening to me all week. People are just really excited to see the car, it just came out and I think this one is the first in town"
H
"Oh, okay, just trying to be a good samaritan, it's a really hot car by the way!"

She proceeds to get back on the phone that she was holding in her hand while talking to me. Turns out she was on the phone to the police!
I just kind of laughed and drove off.