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Originally Posted by AnfieldRiot

What's up every1.

Born n' raised in Jersey but have been in South Florida for the past 9 years. I'm about to move to the Seattle area in a few weeks, still not sure of which area but most likely West Seattle.

Anyhow, just looking for advice on how to take care of my car, where to and where not to drive. I see most folks in the area drive the speed limit, is that true ? Johnny Law tough on speeders ?

Anyhow, can't wait to get myself behind the wheel and on some Pacific asphalt.... Florida driving sucks, two main highways, shi- load of traffic and and wayyyyyy to many old farts clogging the road.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/e...t?oid=21567038

http://www.kpluwonders.org/content/w...e-so-hard-melt

http://www.seattlerex.com/the-worst-...-dissertation/

Dont:

1. Drive anywhere. Seriously. That's what the city wants. That's what a portion of the city's inhabitants want. That's what will keep you out of traffic.
2. Try to drive across the West Seattle Bridge into Seattle any time between 7:00AM and 9:00AM.
3. Drive more than 10mph over the speed limit.
4. Expect people to move out of the way if you're driving faster than them.

Do:

1. Buy coffee three times a day, every day.
2. Wear a turtle neck and hipster glasses.
3. Avoid Bellevue traffic anytime between 12:00AM and 11:59PM.
4. Attend the monthly 86 Sessions meet.