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"Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face."
-Jeremy Clarkson
"If something goes wrong, look into yourself first -- what did I do wrong?"
-Niki Lauda
"Racecar driving is a lot like sex, all men think they're good at it."
-Leno
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