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Originally Posted by Namuna
Get him a dog. Great companions and he'll get exercise (taking the dog on walks)...And it sounds like you make decent money, buy the old man a hooker every so often huh? Sheesh.  |
HAHA! He's a church going man and as much as I'd love to get him a hooker every once in a while I'm not sure he'd go through with it. Men have their needs but he's an old angry asian dad that also believes the more you ejaculate the faster you die. Something about your sperm being the life blood. He also hates animals.
