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Tada sitting in office smoking a cigar: So where's my special edition?
Toyota employee: It's complete Tada San! We added new suspension as well as engine tuning to eliminate torque dip!
Tada: *slowly approaches employee and blows smoke in his face*....the fuck did you say?
Toyota employee: New suspension and engine tun-
Tada: *backhands employee* DID I ASK YOU TO DO THAT??
Toyota employee: *sobbing* b-but Tada San! The reviews have highlighted the engine as a weak-
Tada: *another backhand* I. Don't. Care. Now go back in there and slap on that body kit and yellow paint like I told you to! Next time you pull son shit like that again, I'll put my size 10 Jordan's up your ass!!
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