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Old 06-29-2015, 03:59 PM   #53
Tectoniic
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Originally Posted by Tcoat View Post
This morning I handed over the FRS keys and drove away in a slightly used 15 Charger SXT.
Could have had white or black but chose the black one.
Let me tell you, this thing commands respect on the highway. Whenever I pull out to pass everybody in front of me moves over and slows down and not one single car went past me on the highway (they all stayed about a 1/4 mile back).

Now I just have to find a good Mopar forum to hang out in.
My attempted translation:

"This morning I handed over the FRS keys and drove away in a slightly used 15 Charger SXT": You drove to the car rental place and handed the keys to your wife as you did not want to drive your car long distance.

"Could have had white or black but chose the black one": Rental place had more than one color and obviously black > white, haters incoming.

"They all stayed about a 1/4 mile back": Tcoat is too used to his slow FRS and now thinks an SXT Charger is fast and why not make a 1/4 mile joke on an FRS forum.

If Tcoat is actually leaving, who is gonna step up for Team Lava?
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