Hey kids, here's the real deal!
- 2.03 demolished your front splitter
- 2.13 and 2.20 bent your right rear wheel and possibly blew your tire
- 2.36 and 2.39 tore up the right half of your bumper and destroyed your right headlight and fender
- 3.00 scraped the whole undercarriage and possibly damaged your oil pan and transmission before finishing off the other side of your bumper with the left headlight and fender as well and crushing your radiator support, driving it into your engine
- 3.07 and 3.09 are just salt on the wound
- 3.11 would be the coup de gras where all four tires blew, wheels are hammered into a sweet D shape, your whole suspension collapses, your spine compresses and you snap your neck
You will be "noticed" in tonight's news report and the only thing I can salvage off your car is the rear spoiler.