I actually started carrying a baseball bat behind the seat of my old car because of a road rage incident..
Let me lay it out for you.
So I just got of work and I am heading home (I was like 19 working a shitty retail job) and the way home is basically a 2 lane highway like road that goes down a hill and its 45mph the whole way. Anyways I am just putting home doing the speed limit and my mother calls me so I answer.. (yes I know I should have let it go..) So I think at this point my speed might have dropped a little bit because out of nowhere this shitty red car starts going by me (passing in a none passing zone) and I am like oh ok I guess he didnt want to follow me. But instead of just passing and being on there merry way they both turn and flip me off at the same time and speed away.. Now I can take some shit. But when two bro dudes pull shit like that I was like aww hell naw.. (cussing under my breath) My mom was like what was that honey? lol So anyways my retaliation was to haul ass to catch up to them and proceed to ride there bumper (like literally 4 feet away) for the next few miles. Again I should not have done this.. Definitely should not have done this.. After a bit there is a stop light that you usually always stop at to turn at a T intersection. We both go into the turn lane and stop (and there is a very long line of cars behind us) when all of a sudden captain bro dude storms out of his car as teh light turns green and starts yelling at me with his arms flailing. He actually walks up and does the double hand slap on my hood which prompted me to lurch forward in a threatening manner. It took every fiber in my moral being not to ram him and speed off or better yet after the line of cars behind us continued to honk he finally was getting back in his car and I wanted to take of around his right side and clip his door folding it backwards into the front fender and speeding off.. but I refrained.. Other things to note, the car I was driving was a POS 96 camry that had already been wrecked twice and I had no reservations about running into things with it. Hell my dad and I had already put two noses on the car lol
Anyways..
Moral of the story isssss
1. Dont talk on your cellphone while driving and especially dont get upset when people get upset with you for doing it..
2. Do not instigate stupid situations by riding peoples asses.
3. It is an unwritten rule that you never touch another mans car.. And in my book striking my car is like striking a family member. You basically forfeit your right of human decency and are now subject to my wrath!
4. When you see bro dudes again later in life make sure you have friends to back you up in the car.
5. Dont stay on the phone with your mother during the entire event!
Man that was a wordy post.. Sorry bout that lol