OH god that looks bad, good to know nothing broke & you are able to sorta mend it.
I see quite a bit of 1 bumper for 2 spot in vegas, so when I park my car I parked it so my wing mirror only goes up to the B pillar of the car next to me. Give it a Try!
^I got a ticket for forgetting to turn on my headlight last time I was there by Hawaiian market...=.= (in my RAV4) LA police are aholes.