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Old 05-17-2012, 01:52 AM   #109
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Here is my take on the kid/wife thing.

Before the kids come do the following.....

Get a molly maid service. Have the female maid clean your house, do your laundry, wash your dishes, eveything..... Have her do it for 6-8 months.. And if she is hot.. Marry her. You have now set the expectations of her life as your wife.

Now with the kids, Get yourself a nice STi. They have a backseat and a turbo. You can be family dad and keep your balls. The other nice thing about an STi is they come in 6 speeds. Since my girl can't drive a stick. I know my car is always were I leave it. And always has a tank of gas ready to go.

But really, Get the STi, Your kids friends will think your child is the bee's knees. And that right there can go a long ways in the tough school circles of "what does your dad drive"
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