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Old 02-09-2015, 07:41 AM   #88
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Originally Posted by Tcoat View Post
Let's not be to hasty here! I see that you are in LA so that is a plus. You also get points for the Supra. But...the Prius is almost a deal breaker.


Please fill out the attached application and submit it along with a current bank statement and criminal background check and we will get back to you in 4 too 6weeks.



Hey T, I am thinking that if you went for "the form", you actually might not have a real daughter. I do. Here's what I say to the boyfriend on the first date, just to set a baseline:
Hi. I am the Dad. I want you to know that you have my permission to do anything you want with my daughter on this date. No problem. Have a good time!

But, just keep one thing in mind: whatever you do to her, I am going to do to you.
Somehow, I don't need "the form".
-bk


PS: have to credit Chris Rock for this!
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