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Originally Posted by Phantobe
"If I remove my springs, will I be hellaflush?"
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True story, I know someone that did this to his truck. He rode around on just the bump stops. Rare truck too, was a Little Red Express. We told him he was an idiot and it was unsafe but he didn't believe us. 2 cracked control arms later...
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Originally Posted by Tcoat
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That made me cringe. Reminds me of the joke of the redneck that goes to the doc asking about male birth control and the doc hands him a lit firecracker and tells him to count to 10.
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Originally Posted by pushrod
"When I turn on the headlights, the stereo and clock get way dimmer. Should I buy a new alternator?"
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I...I've actually been asked that
Also a fun one, I was asked what the green flashing Eco light was on the dash. Having to explain these things without making the person feel like a complete moron is very tough.