[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Error

Now you're going to get a lot of troll responses or flat out jokes, I'll just believe you're serious and tell you what I've done. First off, I got rid of the FA20. It was a decent engine, but I had bigger things in mind. This car needed kick, so I swapped in/hired 3 dwarves to live in my engine bay. Between the three of them, the car puts around 180-290whp give or take depending on if its a Monday or Friday. This wasn't enough though, the dwarf bay was getting too hot for the temperature gauge to read, and so I had to think of cooling. I grabbed a water cooler off of my computer and filled the reservoir with tears of a unicorn I had lying around. This provided maximum cooling capabilities, as well as giving me a modest increase of 30whp. Next was the Turbo. I went to my local torrent site and downloaded Turbo (2013) and threw it on a CD. Took that CD and put it in my radio and now the cars got a bumpin turbo. Lastly I had to deal with all of the bitches that were suddenly attracted to my car. To resolve this I slammed the car and tweaked in some dope ass negative camber. This resolved the panty dropping and now I just attract the occasional highschooler and get greeted with mad street respect. Ah, just what I wanted.