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Fuck the notes. Pay a bum a 12-pack to piss and shit on the pig's car. If you're feeling spendy, get a cheap bottle of vodka (or said bum's drink of choice) to puke on the car too. Tip the bum $20 if they smear it(piss, shit, and puke) all over it, especially the door handles. Be nice and supply rubber gloves if you go that route.
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