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Old 12-14-2014, 05:31 PM   #8875
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Deer John
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She'd been going out with the tractor salesman for a couple of months but she realised things weren't turning out the way she thought they would. He was kind and thoughtful but he lacked a bit of spark, a bit of panache. She was tired of him always talking about machinery at her parents place. She thought he'd make a good father but she was thinking that he wasn't the sort of person she would want to spend the rest of her life with. She didn't have the courage to tell him face to face it was over so she sent him a John Deere letter.
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